The worst VP pick ever
JD Vance is something very special. Truly.
I always knew it was theoretically possible that Sarah Palin would one day be eclipsed by a candidate more dishonest, fraudulen and weird than her. In the way I know it is possible for aliens to arrive tomorrow, I’ve always known it was possible that one day someone as equally unfit and terrifying could emerge. I just didn’t think I’d live to see it.
Yet, here we are in 2024, and the man who believes Putin is our friend and cat ladies are a threat is poised to be a heartbeat away from the presidency if Donald Trump wins.
There are many things that can be said about Donald Trump, starting with the fact that he was found liable for raping a woman. He is a convicted felon and a scumbag of extraordinary dimensions, who has desecrated the American presidency, the truth, decency and the concept of integrity. His awfulness is beyond debate — just as his unfitness is. Now, he has relieved John McCain from the record books for worst pick ever with his bearded Palin. The amazing difference is that McCain made HIS reckless decision when he was behind, facing the worst possible political environment. Trump made his pick when he was winning decisively.
The Warning can report from impeccable sources that Donald Trump had decided on Doug Burgum. His advisors, Chris LaCavita and Susie Wiles, wanted Marco Rubio, but Uday and Qusay wanted JD Vance. Yes indeed, this debacle is the handiwork of the boys.
Trump’s sons, who were also involved in fraudulent charities, obviously believed a felonious heart was what was needed. They drooled at the audacity of the “weirdbilly” to get involved in a fake opioid charity, which is next level stuff for people who have only ever run fake universities and other less lethal hustles.
Trump already knows his boys screwed him. He knew the second he saw JD cackling and clapping from behind the dias. The hillbilly goofball isn’t benign, though he is deeply unserious. The simple truth of the matter is the look on JD Vance’s wife’s face at the convention said it all. Hostage videos never lie.
The bearded Palin and his hostage wife paint a sad but hilarious picture. The photo does not even need props of missing teeth, a pitchfork or bails of hay to portray the hillbilly to show the weirdness of the candidate. The Queen's hustler and the hillbilly, Donald must be proud of his 2 boys now. Thanks Steve, for brightening up the start of my day with a full belly laugh.
Great piece, Steve. Perhaps we can look at this as the MAGA Fascist finally did something good for his country by selecting this man.
The cat people I know are strongly united. We never knew our lives were so miserable. I grew up with dogs in New Jersey, but these days it is cats. I’ve done a lot of work with cat shelters and have a large network of friends and colleagues in the cat world. It has been good to see where we will take this and we’re just getting started. Thank you J.D and keep up the good work.