I’m awake in California at 4am and just finished reading this great article by Steve Schmidt. It is a brilliant description of so many things wrong with this gross being. As an Italian American - how much more embarrassment must I be subjected to endure? First it was Giuliani and now DeSantis. From greaseball to meatball it is an utter disgrace on my heritage.
David Herdlinger wins on the nickname. Exactly what I was thinking.
Food plays a huge role in campaigns, no? Whether it’s eating a Philly Cheesesteak, a slice of NYC pizza or Chicago deep dish, candidates are obliged to sit & eat iconic regional foods. OMG, did someone eat pizza with a knife & fork? Does Obama prefer dijon mustard? See! He’s an elitist! Food is the great equalizer - we’ve all got to eat, right? Every time Ron has to take a bite somewhere, the image of him eating pudding with his fingers will spring to everyone’s mind.
My bet is that Pud-din’ Boots chews with his mouth open. That has to be disqualifying...🍕🍝🥣🍧🍦🍼.
Thanks for flagging this. Since Elon began his war against Substack the first time that you share or click on a Substack link, you will get that warning. After that, you shouldn’t get the warning. Ridiculous and despicable for this so-called “free speech absolutist.”
Steve, maybe Ron needs three dripping, soaked in jello’s best warm gooey synthetic chocolate to bring her home... if you follow me. But hey... That’s better than Jeb who doesn’t bother or may not know how or Trump a’Dump who never cared to bother. It’s slam bam thank you with the Legacy Brat with no transcripts, yellow hair on his head, bald elsewhere, the Vulgarian with a fetish on gay men and women, and a fondness for warm Steve Miller, and no real love for anyone or anything but OPM, other people’s money.
Steve, face it. The Dirty Fingered Homophobic Florida Sex Cult is phobic, Muslim issues trigger outrage, fear, an identity crisis among those with no identity. Tuck’ems leads the party. He’s a gem. He’s the real deal. Ron DeSantis, Trump a’Dump and Steven Miller the fascist’s fascist never understood. What’s wrong? Everything.. really.
Babies grow in women’s bellies? For them, yes.
Pregnancy is an illness for them. Life is a illness for them.
When the disgusting Governor of Florida says "I have not yet begun to fight", people need to understand that it's THEM he is fighting against. He hates everything, with the possible exception of pudding, and even that is on the chopping block if it doesn't provide him with further power or money.
Thinking of him eating with his fingers makes me cringe, but maybe he'll ingest some of the billions of disease-causing bacteria and succumb to them...the people of Florida could use a break.
Yeah, thanks TFG for the puddin' add; but I have a lasting image of DJT eating delightfully and angrily gnawing chickn' nuggets in the safety of his plush room, while watching the violent and deadly J-6 insurrection that he incited. He so dearly want to be a King. Didn't happen, so he threw catsup at the wall! That's the image I remember. Too bad the U.S.A. has devolved into this! Are the days of FDR, JFK, and MLK behind us? Well, Biden is a good guy and I hope he doesn't have to resort to the tactics of DJT to save Democracy. Desperate times require desperate measures...we'll see.
I had to post again to underscore Steve’s shoutout to The Bulwark. They are blazing a new media trail of varied content that is honest & provocative. The Focus Group pod with Sarah Longwell is required listening. It is as informative as it is worrisome to hear from John & Jane Q Public. Their weekly livestream features Bulwark team members & special guests. They watch the chat closely & respond in real time. It’s well worth the subscription price.
Yes! TheBulwark.com articles are free content and some of the pods are available with ads. I think some of the daily newsletters are free, but I’m not sure. I think Sarah Longwell wanted the Focus Group pod to be free as well. They show up weeks later on their YouTube channel. Also free - Tim Miller’s Not My Party - 2-3min vids in a style suited to the young adults & teens.
The Bulwark is the best news deal anywhere. The amount of content they put out is amazing and always great (Cathy Young, born in Russia, and a serious investigative and analysis reporter is my go to about the Ukr war). Anyway their website with all the articles, and links is free as far as I know. Newsletters and monthly zoom are subscription.
But they came out of the gate with editors and writers and fundraisers already on board. The minute their old publication closed (weekly standard? I think?) they hit the ground running, trying to save the R party.
Im equally impressed w individual writers on Substack, who have to do all the writing and videos and podcasts as virtually a one man show. Like Steve Schmidt, EJean Carroll, and Joyce Vance.
I nominate Substack to be a Saint. Collective Sainthood!
St Substack!!! Saving our nation and our mental health, one reader at a time. 😇
I’m awake in California at 4am and just finished reading this great article by Steve Schmidt. It is a brilliant description of so many things wrong with this gross being. As an Italian American - how much more embarrassment must I be subjected to endure? First it was Giuliani and now DeSantis. From greaseball to meatball it is an utter disgrace on my heritage.
GUMBA.
None of their disgraceful life choices have anything to do w Italian heritage. Theyre just insane. Sick. Pitiable. But dangerous. 🫣
Pud’ in Boots!
😂
David, that's funny lolol
This entire essay is simply priceless. Thanks for spending the time on it.
DeSantis… J-e-l-l- NO
😂
Oh man Steve you have written " The ode to puddin fingers!"
I loved it!
David Herdlinger wins on the nickname. Exactly what I was thinking.
Food plays a huge role in campaigns, no? Whether it’s eating a Philly Cheesesteak, a slice of NYC pizza or Chicago deep dish, candidates are obliged to sit & eat iconic regional foods. OMG, did someone eat pizza with a knife & fork? Does Obama prefer dijon mustard? See! He’s an elitist! Food is the great equalizer - we’ve all got to eat, right? Every time Ron has to take a bite somewhere, the image of him eating pudding with his fingers will spring to everyone’s mind.
My bet is that Pud-din’ Boots chews with his mouth open. That has to be disqualifying...🍕🍝🥣🍧🍦🍼.
Thank You, Marlene!
Steve just so you know I “shared” this article on Twitter by using the share button. I added absolutely no commentary or statement.
They FLAGGED the tweet as “containing sensitive material”; apparently Twitter has taken issue with you.
SHOCKER the “purveyor of freedom” Elon Musk is now stifling stories about political figures that are in the public domain.
Bob,
Thanks for flagging this. Since Elon began his war against Substack the first time that you share or click on a Substack link, you will get that warning. After that, you shouldn’t get the warning. Ridiculous and despicable for this so-called “free speech absolutist.”
Steve
I thought the Saran Wrap prevented the film on top!
Only if you put it directly on the pudding.
Steve, maybe Ron needs three dripping, soaked in jello’s best warm gooey synthetic chocolate to bring her home... if you follow me. But hey... That’s better than Jeb who doesn’t bother or may not know how or Trump a’Dump who never cared to bother. It’s slam bam thank you with the Legacy Brat with no transcripts, yellow hair on his head, bald elsewhere, the Vulgarian with a fetish on gay men and women, and a fondness for warm Steve Miller, and no real love for anyone or anything but OPM, other people’s money.
Steve, face it. The Dirty Fingered Homophobic Florida Sex Cult is phobic, Muslim issues trigger outrage, fear, an identity crisis among those with no identity. Tuck’ems leads the party. He’s a gem. He’s the real deal. Ron DeSantis, Trump a’Dump and Steven Miller the fascist’s fascist never understood. What’s wrong? Everything.. really.
Babies grow in women’s bellies? For them, yes.
Pregnancy is an illness for them. Life is a illness for them.
And women are too powerful.
Love OPM, hadn't heard that before
Wall STREET jargon.
Thanks much, SB
When the disgusting Governor of Florida says "I have not yet begun to fight", people need to understand that it's THEM he is fighting against. He hates everything, with the possible exception of pudding, and even that is on the chopping block if it doesn't provide him with further power or money.
Thinking of him eating with his fingers makes me cringe, but maybe he'll ingest some of the billions of disease-causing bacteria and succumb to them...the people of Florida could use a break.
Beware the former guy’s handshake as well: the Access Hollywood tapes suggest those fingers ain’t clean either.
Nope. Female parts are not disgusting or dirty , like desantis’ foul mouth.
You might want to read what u wrote from a womans pov, and then apologize.
Dons fingers are filthy for other reasons. Trust me.
He needed his thumb, he’d sucked it clean, risked...
Hilariously revolting, thanks for the imagery. And as an aside, I’m glad to see the Trump ad touting Democratic talking points. Keep it up Donny.
Yeah, thanks TFG for the puddin' add; but I have a lasting image of DJT eating delightfully and angrily gnawing chickn' nuggets in the safety of his plush room, while watching the violent and deadly J-6 insurrection that he incited. He so dearly want to be a King. Didn't happen, so he threw catsup at the wall! That's the image I remember. Too bad the U.S.A. has devolved into this! Are the days of FDR, JFK, and MLK behind us? Well, Biden is a good guy and I hope he doesn't have to resort to the tactics of DJT to save Democracy. Desperate times require desperate measures...we'll see.
Outstanding.
Steve, this is such a comfort. It reminds me of how good I felt every time Sarah Cooper parodied Trump.
I had to post again to underscore Steve’s shoutout to The Bulwark. They are blazing a new media trail of varied content that is honest & provocative. The Focus Group pod with Sarah Longwell is required listening. It is as informative as it is worrisome to hear from John & Jane Q Public. Their weekly livestream features Bulwark team members & special guests. They watch the chat closely & respond in real time. It’s well worth the subscription price.
Just want to add that much of The Bulwark is free. Check them out, then subscribe for full access after you see how excellent they are!
Yes! TheBulwark.com articles are free content and some of the pods are available with ads. I think some of the daily newsletters are free, but I’m not sure. I think Sarah Longwell wanted the Focus Group pod to be free as well. They show up weeks later on their YouTube channel. Also free - Tim Miller’s Not My Party - 2-3min vids in a style suited to the young adults & teens.
The Bulwark is the best news deal anywhere. The amount of content they put out is amazing and always great (Cathy Young, born in Russia, and a serious investigative and analysis reporter is my go to about the Ukr war). Anyway their website with all the articles, and links is free as far as I know. Newsletters and monthly zoom are subscription.
But they came out of the gate with editors and writers and fundraisers already on board. The minute their old publication closed (weekly standard? I think?) they hit the ground running, trying to save the R party.
Im equally impressed w individual writers on Substack, who have to do all the writing and videos and podcasts as virtually a one man show. Like Steve Schmidt, EJean Carroll, and Joyce Vance.
I nominate Substack to be a Saint. Collective Sainthood!
St Substack!!! Saving our nation and our mental health, one reader at a time. 😇
😂😂😂 Funniest thing I have read in some time.
Steve, you just got my Sunday off with a hoot here on the west coast!
West Coast types get it faster... East are obligated to look away.. he’s them.