Did you hear there was cocaine in the White House?

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Were the last two days the hottest in the history of human civilization, as some media say?

Who brought their cocaine to the West Wing of the White House?

Why does the CEO of Peloton make more than $100 million a year? Same question for the CEOs of Hertz and Pinterest.

The Iranians attacked two oil tankers in international waters and were chased off by a US Navy destroyer.

The Chinese dictator Xi Jinping told the Russian dictator he must not use nuclear weapons against Ukraine in his criminal war of aggression.

There was a mass shooting in the city of brotherly love over Independence Day weekend.

The Supreme Court issued a ruling based on fakery and chicanery. They don’t care. According to their chief, they are above it all.

Don’t complain because they won’t explain.

Mind your place.

Why does the Peloton CEO make more than $100 million a year?

Did you hear there was cocaine in the West Wing?

Did you despair? Did you bring it there? Who did? Who knows? Who cares? Do you?

If you do, like I do, then realize this, it’s not okay when running against someone who stole the nation’s secrets and stashed them in his Mar-a-Lago shower.

Why?

There is cocaine in the West Wing, after all.

Cocaine in the White House and Saudis own the PGA.

What else did they buy in the last White House if there was no cocaine at all?

Perhaps with their $2 billion “investment” in Jared they saw some secrets in Mar-a-Lago stolen from the White House where there was no cocaine at all.

“The best is yet to come!”

Did you hear the news? There was cocaine in the White House and many Trumps too.

It’s about time the media start covering crimes? Don’t you think?

The best is yet to come. Didn’t you hear?

Speaking of which, where is Ivanka now with the lawsuit dismissed? Shunned in New York? Alone in Miami? Is Jedda the place for a queen without a place? Will Jared give her a happy place?

Stewart Rhodes is caged. Pirates don’t cry, but seditionists do. He has a message for his old friend Trump. “See you soon,” he says. “I’ll let you try my eye patch on. A disguise you’ll need lest your small hands give you away.”

Did you hear? There is cocaine in the West Wing. Is there acid on the DeSantis bus? Explain this to me:

Cocaine in the White House. Confederate flags in the Capitol and feces on the floor of the US House and Senate. Can you tell the difference at all?

No? Neither can they:

It is a pity for thee and me.

We are losing much and much and more and more.

What’s left?

Cocaine in the White House. Did you hear? It was the news today.

But did you hear the other news too?

Did you hear about a Black man on the moon ? And a woman too ? Americans, of course. Who else?

They are going soon, and when they do, I hope this is the song they’ll play: “Whitey on the Moon.”

The progress is real and so is the threat.

What is that threat?

Cocaine in the White House. Did you hear? Is that something to fear?

Might there be something else? Fascist in the White House. That’s a real thing. But then again, there is cocaine in the White House.