Swollen ankles
LOL.
Here is the lede from an AFP story about the MAGA meltdown around Donald’s Epstein quagmire:
President Donald Trump said Tuesday the US Justice Department should release all "credible" information from its probe into notorious sex criminal Jeffrey Epstein as he sought to douse a firestorm of criticism from his supporters over his handling of the case.
But first, a message from Uday, the first born son, whom Donald told first wife Ivanna, now buried on the golf course at Trump’s Bedminster Club, that he was reluctant to share his name, lest Junior be a loser.
He is.
US President Donald Trump blasted his own supporters — calling them “weaklings” — as he went on the attack against anyone questioning his regime’s handling of the Jeffrey Epstein case:
Two days ago, I spent some time with a group of South Africans, on a deck in the White Mountains of New Hampshire. They told me an incredible story about a family who visited Kruger National Park. They wanted to have a photograph to post on social media with their child and a hippopotamus — one of the few animals that shares a comparable ankle girth with Trump.
The parents slathered their child’s face in maple syrup, and sent him to the river bank. The plan was for the hippo to endearingly lick the child’s face for a memorable Insta story.
The hippo, Africa’s most feared animal, bit the child in half.
The parents, no doubt, blamed the hippo.
Here is Laura Loomer, the shadow national security advisor and field marshal of the MAGA wack job brigade, to Politico:
Obviously, this is not a complete hoax given the fact that Ghislaine Maxwell is currently serving 20 years in prison in Florida for her crimes and activities with Jeffrey Epstein, who we know is a convicted sexual predator. This is why I said, and I’ll reiterate it again, the best thing that the president can do is appoint a special counsel to handle the Epstein files investigation.
She also said “I don’t want it to consume his presidency.”
On Tuesday, Megyn Kelly said this on her show:
There are some right-wing pundits online now who are saying ‘no one cares about Jeffrey Epstein. And, uh, that’s just not true.
Here is Rob Finnerty of Newsmax:
Either the people Donald Trump appointed to get to the truth are actively covering up a child sex ring and know they are doing it, and in the process of doing it they are protecting very powerful, very wealthy people, or Pam Bondi very simply and very plainly overpromised, then underdelivered.
Yup, there is trouble in River City, or in this case, the Mar-a-Lago patio.
The politics of this moment are easy to understand.
The incumbent presidential party has lost seats in every first midterm election in all but three over the last 126 years. The Epstein coverup and Pam Bondi’s incompetence have guaranteed Trump’s craziest supporters will drift into apathy and despair, staying home when their crazy is needed the most. While the enthusiasm wanes, a vengeful Musk will offer the most vile parts of the MAGA coalition an honest to goodness far-right American AFD, freed from the crazies, and teeming with Nazis.
Ice always melts.
Always.
The heat always rises in the White House. It looks like there is an orange river of yuk starting to dribble down Trump’s face.
I wonder if that is what is causing his ankles to swell.
Oh please, Mr. Trump—spare us the tantrum. You don’t get to play the victim now. You bragged about grabbing women “by the pussy,” were found liable for sexual abuse and defamation, and spent decades sleazing your way through pageants and parties with Epstein by your side. The photos don’t lie—there you are, pointing out girls in a crowd like they’re menu items, whispering to Epstein like it’s just another Friday night. And now you’re calling your own MAGA followers “weaklings” for wanting the truth? The truth you promised to reveal?
Let’s be clear: the Epstein files aren’t some "hoax" or "scam"—they’re about justice for the girls trafficked and abused by monsters hiding in plain sight. Monsters you kept company with. Ghislaine Maxwell didn’t operate alone. And your sudden amnesia about your “past” with Epstein reeks of fear—not innocence.
You’ve been a walking scandal your entire life. If there’s nothing to hide, release the files. Otherwise, your silence screams complicity.
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DonOld is unwell. It's not just the ankles, it's the swollen hands and massive bruising. It's his spiraling downward mentally arms record pace. He is one horrid, sick man.