Only the best and brightest
WARNING: The following may offend some readers, but I couldn’t help myself…
A mere 36 hours after the unhinged Pam Bondi completed her snarling ode to Trump, whom she ludicrously called the “greatest president in American history,” it seemed impossible that her insanity could be easily matched by another puerile incompetent from Mar-a-Lago’s Predator Patio, but alas, the bleached blond skank from Florida is no Kristi Noem.
Look at Noem’s dead eyes:
She is a danger to every American, a true domestic enemy of the US Constitution and a cold-blooded sadist.
Close your eyes, and try to imagine being a witness to this insanity, as reported by The Wall Street Journal.
The pilot was a Coast Guard officer.
Try and imagine the insanity of Corey Lewandowski, screaming and stomping about inside the Department of Homeland Security, where he holds no actual title, position or authority — besides being the guy whom Secretary Kristi is banging in the back of the taxpayer-paid-for “Air Fuck One” she purchased on our dime, for her mile-high assignations with the oft-fired Trump thug.
Corey Lewandowski cut a deal with Las Vegas prosecutors after he was charged with misdemeanor battery, stemming from allegations of unwanted sexual advances toward a woman during a charity dinner in 2021. In 2016, he was charged with battery after grabbing the arm of a reporter at a Trump campaign event. The charges were later dropped though video did emerge proving that he had done what he’d previously denied.
Corey and Kristi demand obedience and loyalty, and use the polygraph machine to enforce admiration for the “First Couple” of Homeland Security.
Corey isn’t content being the “First Gentleman” of the department.
He wants a gun and a badge. According to the WSJ story:
In an incident last year that rankled some senior staff at the agency, Lewandowski made it known to top ICE officials that he wanted to be issued a law-enforcement badge and a federally issued gun, according to people familiar with his push. Officials are typically only issued a badge and a gun after undergoing law-enforcement training.
The administration was preparing to bring on Tom Feeley, a former top ICE official in New York, as its new director when Lewandowski asked Feeley if he would be willing to issue him and several other political officials badges and guns. Feeley declined, and he was subsequently passed over for the top job at ICE.
Lewandowski next turned to ICE’s legal office for help writing him a legal justification to be issued the badge and gun. A top ICE lawyer, Ken Padilla, also declined to sign off, and days later he was placed on administrative leave. He was later demoted and moved to FEMA, the people said. Padilla declined to comment.
Lewandowski eventually persuaded other lawyers to sign off. The ICE director’s autopen was used to sign the paperwork, the people said.
The DHS spokeswoman denied that Lewandowski made efforts to secure a federal gun or signed paperwork, adding that Lewandowski didn’t talk to Feeley and that Padilla was put on administrative leave for unrelated reasons. The spokeswoman didn’t address any efforts to get a badge.
Efforts to issue Lewandowski a gun stalled after The Wall Street Journal and other news organizations inquired about the incident last year, the people said. Still, Lewandowski has been spotted by DHS staff sporting a badge, emblazoned with the words “Homeland Security.”
According to the New York Post, Lewandowski is a true utility player.
He even dresses Kristi Noem:
Lewandowski apparently is not shy about referring to Noem in intimate terms, as another source recalled him speaking last year about the need to find apparel for the secretary that would flatter a woman with, in Lewandowski’s words, “big tits.”
It’s beautiful.
Do you remember this?
Personally, I’m grateful that America has Kristi and Corey standing on that wall guarding all of us.
What is the meaning of Kristi Noem, the animal abuser?
In the end, I guess she’s an inspiration.
Together with Corey, she has cracked the glass ceiling, and proved that pure white trash can make it all the way to the very top of the Department of Homeland Security.
I look forward to the day when the trash is restored, and DHS is broken up.
Until then, when you look up at night, know that Kristi Noem is flying high, on top of Corey in the back cabin of the fancy jet she purchased, snuggled in her blanket with her hand on Corey’s gun.
During the recent Senate hearings featuring ICE Director Todd Lyons, he was asked about the definition of “domestic terrorism.”
My answer would have been what I tweeted on January 8, 2026:
Only the best and brightest. MAGA!
Heil Trump!
Great rant…no apologies needed!
Yup, leading us all down the drain of their maga sewer..