Lindsey Graham and his bubble wand
What is the meaning of this photograph of Lindsey Graham, an unmarried and childless man, holding a Little Mermaid bubble wand, no doubt made in China, while jaunting about the Magic Kingdom this past weekend?
Graham claimed that he was there to meet Steve Witkoff, but in all fairness, Witkoff seems like a Four Seasons kind of guy. Graham was spotted brunching at Chef Mickey’s.
A few weeks back, at the beginning of Trump’s war, Lindsey Graham went on television and said that he would be heading back to South Carolina to tell his state’s moms and dads why their kids should fight and die in Iran.
Lindsey was full of passion:
Yet, he is not with South Carolina parents. Nor is he with Steve Witkoff.
Lindsey Graham is on “Space Mountain.”
Lindsey Graham is on “Pirates of the Caribbean.”
Lindsey Graham in on “Finding Nemo,” the Monorail, and he has a Little Mermaid bubble wand, which is a most curious weapon with which to fight back against Sharia law.
Here is Mike Johnson talking about Sharia law:
Personally, I tell my kids to never trust anyone who believes people and dinosaurs lived together 8,000 years ago, but who am I to judge?
Megyn Kelly, archnemesis of Mark Levin, whom she has repeatedly accused of having a “micropenis,” which she holds responsible for his perpetual belligerence and lust for war — this time against Iran — is appalled by Lindsey Graham:
He is frothing at the mouth right now at the thought of thousands of our soldiers going” to Iran. So what is Lindsey Graham doing to support those troops and the families who are preparing to put their lives on the line? He’s at Disney World.
It is interesting that Kelly has accused two of Trump’s Iran war lords — Mark Levin and Lindsey Graham — of approaching the war less through a strategic lens about national interest and more through unique sexual fetishes.
At any rate, she is displeased and in a foul temper to say the least:
Lindsey wants every Iranian to have a Little Mermaid bubble wand.
It’s beautiful.
Pete Hegseth is obscenely incompetent, emotionally addled, erratic, unsteady, disgraced and morally bankrupt.
He is a five-star religious nutter increasingly unhinged in his fanatical rhetoric:
Let every round find its mark against the enemies of righteousness and our great nation. Give them wisdom in every decision, endurance for the trial ahead, unbreakable unity, and overwhelming violence of action against those who deserve no mercy.
And this:
We face an essential test whether our nations will be and remain Western nations with distinct characteristics, Christian nations under God, proud of our shared heritage with strong borders and prosperous people.
And this:
Our capabilities are better. Our will is better. Our troops are better. The providence of our almighty God is there protecting those troops, and we’re committed to this mission.
It’s unconstitutional, reckless, and un-American.
Where are the Democratic leaders responding to this insanity head on?
We have the separation of church and state in America. That may be the single best idea in world history. It is worth preserving.
Are any of you looking forward to sending your kids and grandkids to fight in a religious jihad led by Lindsey Graham, Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump?
There are a hundred issues a day that could be written about, but today it is a little mermaid bubble wand in the soft hand of Lindsey Graham that somehow says it all.
It somehow ties the dereliction of duty and depravity together in a perfect bow.
Here is what was detailed in an FBI report that alleged Trump’s abuse of a woman when she was between 13 and 15 years old:
She detailed alleged abuse by Trump and Jeffrey Epstein.
She said that Epstein “drove her and/or flew her to either New York or New Jersey” sometime when she was between 13 and 15 years old, and she was taken to a “very tall building.” It was there that she said Epstein introduced her to Trump.
Trump asked everyone to leave the room where they met, and “mentioned something to the effect of, ‘Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be,’” according to the description of the woman’s comments in the interview. He then unzipped his pants and put her head “down to his penis,” she told agents.
The woman told agents that she bit Trump, who then struck her and said “words to the effect of, ‘get this little b**** the hell out of here.’”
The woman conducted four interviews with the FBI in 2019 in which she detailed alleged abuse by Trump and child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Her interviews referencing Trump were initially withheld by the Department of Justice.
Donald and Lindsey couldn’t be together this weekend.
Remember, we all have to make sacrifices in wartime.
Lindsey could have gotten a bigger bubble wand, but there is a war on after all, and soon he has to ask some constituents to die in it.
Heil Trump!
If this photo of lickspittle lindsey doesn't show up in opposition ads in South Crackerlina this year, it's sheer Democratic incompetence.
It's not a bubble wand to Lindsay, it's his new dildo.