JD Vance and "The Douche Bags"

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I wish I understood more about neuroscience, and how the human brain works. The older I get, the more curious I become.

For example, take a look at this picture:

JD Vance walks back from looking at Air Force Two at Chippewa Valley Regional Airport in Wisconsin, August 7, 2024 (AP)

I’d like to understand why when I saw it the words “Josie and the Pussycats” flashed across my frontal lobe? Why did an Archie Comics cartoon that was turned into a movie in 2001 — which I never saw — immediately enter my mind? Who knows?

Some things are unknowable, such as why JD Vance decided to walk towards Air Force Two to inspect the plane that the Yale “fauxbilly” declared would hopefully soon be his. According to sources, his eyeliner was particularly moody, framing his blue eyes in a fiery light, before slandering the honorable service of Master Sergeant Tim Walz:

Here is what JD Vance said about the plane:

I figured that I would come by and get a good look at the plane because hopefully it’s going to be my plane in a few months. I also thought you guys may get lonely, because the VP doesn’t answer questions from reporters.

Oh my.

Actually, JD, the plane belongs to the American taxpayer, but your entitlement and thirst are noted, as is the disgraceful racism of your spokesperson who, in your name, said the following:

Disgusting.

Let’s pause here, and get two things straight:

1. Master Sergeant Tim Walz served honorably in the Minnesota National Guard for 24 years until retirement. He retired BEFORE his FORMER unit deployed to Iraq.

2. Steven Cheung’s attack was as racist, vile and disgusting as they get. They so badly want to scream the “N” word that it’s possible to see their wretchedness vibrating under their MAGA skins. What broken people. Shameful.

Two more points:

1. History has duly warned us about resentful corporals who find their way to fascism. Yes, I’m talking about the man whose speeches the rapist Trump kept on his bedside.

The vile attacks are being caused by a specific event. This line explains it:

MAGA is losing. Trump has essentially stopped campaigning, and JD Vance is jaunting across tarmacs, sharing his fantasies.

Maybe the reason I thought about “Josie and the Pussycats” was because of the picture above. It reminded me of a band. I think they are called “The Douche Bags,” but I could be wrong.

What would you name them?

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