Herschel Walker and Russian roulette
The Georgia Senate candidate is manifestly unfit for public office
Every Sunday leading up to the mid-terms, I will focus on one individual member of the fascist menagerie of weirdos, criminals, wife abusers, liars, insurrectionists and conspiracy loons who have put themselves forward for high office and the life and death responsibilities that come with it.
Last week, I wrote about JD Vance, the California “Yale-billy.”
“Dr. Jerry has played an important role in my healing process. I consider him one of my best friends and one of my most essential.”
Dr. Jerry Mungazde may be a licensed professional counselor, but he is certainly not a medical doctor.
“For many years when I lived in Africa, I saw people who were demonized. But I didn’t know you could see demonization in the brain, which I do now.”
Mungazde invented a diagnostic method, and has made some fantastic claims about his ability to use it to change basic human behavior. He has pioneered the practice of handing “patients” a piece of paper with an outline of a human brain and a box of crayons. He has linked the color of the crayon used to an assortment of ailments. "People that come from the occult, people coming from witchcraft usually [choose] blacks and browns and grays."
The good “doctor” knows his stuff. His doctorate included a study of demonic possession among people in Zimbabwe. Mungazde is on the cutting edge with his belief that mental illness is often confused with demonic possession. That’s why Mungazde is meticulous while surveying his “patients.” Among his most important intake questions is whether his patients have ever submitted to Satan.
Amazingly, all of this adds up to a cure for homosexuality. “When the healing takes place the parts of the brain that were showing homosexuality were showing heterosexuality.”
Indeed, it is a miracle. The person Mungazde shared all of this with is Benny Hinn, a fraudulent telepastor, who has been captured in fine form by Lisa Guerrero at “Inside Edition.” Of course, this is all madness. Total insanity. What could this have to do with politics in 2022 America? It’s important to remember that anything is possible in America. Anything.
Before continuing, there is good news. The man in the story below — Herschel Walker — the one who held the gun to his wife’s head and told her he was going to “blow her fucking brains out,” has been cured, according to Dr. Jerry. Thank goodness.