Gone, girl
Kristi Noem.
What can be said about the dead-eyed extremist from South Dakota, who bragged about murdering her dog Cricket, and celebrated the cruelty as a virtue.
Kristi Noem was easily the sickest Cabinet secretary in American history, a true “Little Eichmann” with a sense of entitlement that knew no boundaries.
By the way, her appearances before House and Senate committees are just getting started.
There has never been a Cabinet secretary who has ever directed an assault against the American people and the Constitution like the attacks ordered by Kristi Noem.
She is a true domestic enemy of the US Constitution and decency.
Everyone in Washington, DC, understood why she could not simply say “no” about having a sexual relationship with Corey Lewandowski. He appears to be the principal architect of a contract that produced up to $33 million in fees that were spread amongst a small group of subcontractors, including payments to the husband of Tricia McLaughlin, Noem’s former principal aide.
Here is the ad featuring Noem that Trump didn’t like because he wasn’t center stage:
She stood in front of mass misery in an El Salvadoran concentration camp with a $50,000 Rolex, was reported to have had $3,000 stolen when her purse was snatched, purchased hundreds of million of dollars of top-end private planes with luxurious bedrooms, openly carried on an affair with a thug who demanded a badge and gun while he fired a Coast Guard officer in mid-flight for leaving behind a
“blanket” that belonged to the secretary.
Noem lived in military housing reserved for the Coast Guard commandant, and played dress-up like a psychotic influencer from a low-grade horror movie.
She could not stop playing dress-up.
It never stopped.
Tawdry doesn’t begin to describe it. She was exceptionally seedy.
Her corruption was cheap, her fakery blatant, and her judgements were her undoing.
Mar-a-Lago face only gets a fascist so far on Predator Patio.
Now, it is over.
It’s all gone.
Poof.
No more motorcades.
No more house.
No more planes.
No more f*cking dress-up.
Kristi Noem is incompetent and corrupt, which is par for the course around Donald, but she is also evil.
Evil.
Her smearing of Renée Good and Alex Pretti was despicable, and her actions across the country were outrages. She will spend the balance of her life accounting for her illegal and unconstitutional crimes.
She sat at the top of a system that was a conspiracy of cruelty and contempt for the rights of the American people, federal law, judicial orders, basic decency and respect for human rights.
What Kristi Noem has done marks her as a villain with few peers in America’s long story.
She is an ice-cold sociopath who melted down under the weight of her lies, dishonesty, extremism and corruption.
It’s all gone now.
All gone.
Every email will be scrutinized.
Everything will be known.
Kristi Noem’s time is up.
It’s over.
Now comes the reckoning.
But first, she will be the “Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas,” which sounds great until you realize that there is no such thing.
She is an envoy of nothing.
She has lost her seat.
She is done. Gone. Exiled.
Markwayne Mullin isn’t a bright man, but he’s got the “Police ICE” vest now.
Kristi Noem is a treacherous lickspittle come undone.
She was too much in the end.
She had to go.
Bad for Trump.
She won’t be the last, and it is cold outside the bubble.
Very cold.
Noem should face a full criminal investigation for the funds she controlled, including where they ultimately went, and be held legally accountable in court if wrongdoing is proven. The same standard must apply to the men above her—Miller, Bannon, Hegseth, Patel—and to powerful financiers like Thiel, Bezos, and Musk, whose influence and money amplify the harm done in the pursuit of ego and greed.
She should be investigated, indicted, tried, and, if guilty, sentenced, standing in court in an orange jumpsuit without the armor of extensions, fillers, makeup, or injections—a visible reminder that no one is above the law. Her punishment should be public and exemplary so that others understand that abusing power and siphoning money, possibly into offshore accounts, carries real consequences.
It is not incidental that she is a woman deployed as a front; the men who elevated and directed her must also be held to account. They should not be allowed to hide behind her or behind their media machines while policy and propaganda cost people their lives.
The United States made a catastrophic error when it failed to truly punish the former Confederacy after the Civil War, allowing a war for slavery to be repackaged as a noble stand for “freedom.” The myths that followed paved the way for later betrayals of democracy, culminating in events like January 6th, when lies again fueled an assault on the constitutional order.
If these actors are not punished, then the rule of law collapses into theater, and the Constitution becomes just another prop to thump, no more meaningful to them than a Bible or the Atkins diet plan. Without real consequences, their oaths are empty, their rhetoric is fraud, and the system itself becomes an accomplice to their corruption.
I believe that Minnesota has every legal right to pursue the nutty Noem for her role(s) in the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti.