When he learned his moribund and punch drunk campaign was to be lifted by the Prince of Tallahassee, the pugnacious heir of the thousand-year MÀGA empire who stood on the precipice of glory just weeks ago, JD Vance must have felt his first flutter of hope.
According to the Washington, DC, media conventional wisdom, which had stoked an imaginary contest between DeSantis and his Mar-a-Lago master, the Florida governor was poised to accept the MAGA coronation and the GOP nomination that comes with it. His blessing of Vance, the cherubic grifter with a fake opioid charity and a zest for racial purity and protecting the Aryan bloodline was supposed to reinvigorate the flagging fascist cause in Ohio. While MAGA has rolled up recent victories and engaged in a historic level of gaslighting all over America, it is having a difficult time fighting Ryanism in Ohio.
This of course was eons ago. It was from before the moment that Trump was saved from the shocking revelations about his leadership in the bloody January 6 white supremacist and Christian nationalist terror attack on the Capitol. It was before anyone knew about his victimization by the deep state that didn’t want highly classified nuclear documents lounging around Mar-a-Lago for casual viewing or sale.
DeSantis was defenestrated in an instant. He became the second Florida governor turned into a eunuch by the Queens hustler. Desantis committed seppuku when he attacked the lawful warrants as part of a “REGIME” conspiracy. “Regime” is of course the fascist code word that signifies membership in the club. Viktor Orban is the global leader of the club, and Matt Schlapp is his Fritz Kuhn. The corrupt Schlapp leads CPAC and is Orban’s US agent.