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Kim Nesvig's avatar

Trump’s headstone should be a golden urinal.

foofaraw & Chiquita(ARF!)'s avatar

As 18th hole in a Putt-Putt Golf course in Panama beach, Florida.

Robin D's avatar

He should be thrown overboard like Osama Bin Laden so there is no place for his followers to convene and cry for him.

Lynne D. Feldman's avatar

I truly wonder whether his family will want a humongous gold-painted Arch d' Trump or hide him away since most will want to "soil" it and not the dirt kind. After all, he planted his first wife on a vacant spot with no marker at his golf course. I hope hope hope there won't be the normal state funeral for a POTUS and all the ceremony we do. LYING in state is closer to the truth. The old joke about Hitler's death becoming a national holiday is also closer to the truth.

Robin D's avatar
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Actually, she did have a little marker but it was totally overgrown, like a gardener (or her kids) never went there. But cub reporter Robin D did a little investigating and saw at Find-a-Grave, they finally put in a much longer stone. Not a headstone, but flat, with her name in script, beloved mother, blah blah. I'm "assuming" her mother, who was still alive when she died will be there too. She's got to be 100 by now.

This was it originally

https://mediaproxy.snopes.com/width/1200/https://media.snopes.com/2023/08/ivana-grave-2023.png

Now

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/241603122/ivana-trump/photo#view-photo=281062576

My first wish for expediency is to throw him overboard, but I've also thought for the good of our country, reputation, and treasury, is to embalm him, put him in a glass case like Lenin, and display that ugly sucker with that thing on top of his head in bright yellow, the most orange color they can find for his face, and display him in his new GOLDEN BALLROOM, charge an entry fee, tourists all over the world will want to see in person that he is really dead, earn enough money to pay for the destruction of that monstrosity, and then they can throw him overboard.

Did you ever watch the TV show "Homeland" on Showtime? They had an OBL-type character called Abu Nazir, and after a few seasons they finally got him and killed him. They showed how they prepared him, wrapped tight like a mummy, then away-we-go overboard. It was actually quite chilling. I'll never forget it.

I hope there will be nothing named after hin, in fact, anything with it must be torn down. . I don't ever want to.see his name again when he's gone. Let the Saudis and Qataris name stuff after him. They paid enough for it.

Bruce Kopetz's avatar

I've always advocated cremation by dropping TCF's corpse into an erupting volcano in Iceland, an original NATO signatory. Of course, Iceland would first have to agree with this permanent erasure.

Robin D's avatar

What is TCF? The Cheap Fuck?

Bruce Kopetz's avatar

No, silly. TCF stands for The Convicted Felon.

"On May 30, 2024, a New York jury found Donald Trump guilty of 34 felony counts of falsifying business records in the first degree. This marked the first time in U.S. history that a former or sitting president was convicted of a crime."

Robin D's avatar

Lol. I know he's a convicted felon I just never saw TCF before. (I'm in NYC and followed every single trial including all the live tweeting from the courts). I was happy I had finished jury duty before any of his trials started..No way did I want to serve on any of them.

BigDaddy52's avatar

It will surely be yellowed.

Christine's avatar

I think he already has one in the White House. We could just use that one.

Bruce Kopetz's avatar

Rustoleum® gold-color spray-on high-gloss enamel on top of a fiberglass pseudo-urinal. Just like in the Oval Office.

CE's avatar

Trump, his monotoothed mouth-breathing redhats, nearly all elected Republicans, and those seeking Trump’s endorsement, are racists and xenophobes. Full stop.

Jane Carr's avatar

He knows he is inferior to Barack Obama and is obsessed with throwing shade on him. But he gains nothing by doing this. Barack and Michelle have class, intelligence, grace and the admiration of the American people. Trump has none of those things and never will.

Deborah Bullock's avatar

Does anyone really believe that a staffer was just standing by at midnight so he/she could post this despicable trope? He is the one with the undeniable envy and jealousy of Obama. What a disgrace the trumps are to the US and the world.

OldGuyPissed's avatar

Why are staff people paid by US doing personal posting for the PPOTUS? Also ask your AI ap the definition of Anti Social Personality Disorder (ASPD). Not surprising the answer.

Pam Humphrey's avatar

No staffer made the decision to post that racist crap. After a day of lying, Dimwit Donnie finally admitted that he wanted to post it. He seems proud of himself. Disgusting.

JA's avatar

No apology necessary since this is exactly what Trump intended to show and state!

Kosmos's avatar
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Yes, take a look at the brilliant work of forensic and social psychiatrist and violence expert Dr. Bandy X. Lee who has spearheaded -- for the past 10 years -- the professional, medical psychiatric duty to warn the American people and the world of the apocalyptic danger posed by a severely anti-social personality disordered, psychopathic malignant narcissist like Trump. Dr. Lee posts from her Newsletter here on Substack.

John D.'s avatar

When I saw Tim Scott fawn over Trump and outstretch his arms and say “I love you!” to him, I had the dry heaves for days.

Mary Senior's avatar

Me too. Sickening.

Pat A.'s avatar

With Trump, the buck always stop somewhere else.

Mike's avatar

Yes, it ends up in his own wallet.

Joe C's avatar

I love the smell of patriotism in the morning. Reading Steve's posts fills the room with it. Keep up the good work, Mr Schmidt.

David's avatar

Steve, 40% of Americans are looking the other way on this. Would any other President survive this?

We all stare into the heavens mouths agape wondering.

This IS 1930’s Nazi Germany stuff. Julius Streicher and Das Stormer is now Trump and TruthSocial.

Husaria's avatar

Think back to Gary Hart. Candidate for POTUS.

He has a dalliance aka cheats on his wife. On a private boat. Not on the campaign trail. Not using taxpayer dollars. Out of the main camera lens. Not bragged about recorded or talked about on TMZ. No hush money was paid to Ms Hall. Ms Hall was NOT a porn star.

And then……….he’s toast.

However, that was back in the day. Back when both political parties had a spine and Americans on both sides of the aisle weren’t effing insane.

Bruce Kopetz's avatar

I thought adulterer Gary Hart's paramour was named Donna Rice.

Anthony j. Santo's avatar

Senator Tim Scott inadvertently admitted that he knows the Trump regime is racist. "The U.S. Senate's lone Black Republican, Tim Scott of South Carolina, called on Trump to take down the post (the one portraying the Obamas as apes in a jungle). 'Praying it was fake because it is the most racist thing I've seen out of this White House,' said Scott." Earlier, Trump had stated, in reference to his portrayal of the Obamas as apes, "I didn't make a mistake."

Senator Scott, saying this is the "most racist thing I've seen out of the White House," means you are aware of other racist statements and actions. Do you still love Trump? BTW, the post was not a fake, though Trump is, of course, blaming it on a staffer. But, he still maintains it was not a mistake. Sen. Scott are you aware of the long-standing tradition of racists referring to Africans as monkies and apes? Do you remember Trump wanting to stop immigration from "shithole" countries and hoping for more immigrants from nations like Norway? Gee, I wonder why he felt that way?

Quotes from The Daily Gazette, "Trump says he didn't make a mistake in sharing racist post about Obamas," AP article by Bill Barrow and Josh Boak, 2/7/26, p. A9

Husaria's avatar

And, how can we forget during the 2024 campaign when the orange imbecile said Biden was taking away “ black jobs “.

It’s quite astounding n’est pas?

I would love the opportunity to ask our dotard in chief what exactly a black job is? At my work place we have white, black, brown, yellow, red, gay, straight, bisexual, male, female and every and any combo imaginable. If you can do ( qualified ) the job, it’s your job. We only want qualified reliable workers.

Laura Warner's avatar

Amen! A lying faux president, and a pathetic, despicable family.

And then, praise be, we have the Obamas, who find it totally unnecessary to weigh in on the pathetic attempts to bate or malign them. We were and are so lucky to have two such upstanding, moral beacons. Thank you, Michelle and Barack...

ANDREW PARRILLO's avatar

There can be no doubt that anyone who supports Trump is a racist. Of course, this has always been true but now is starker than ever. One wonders how anyone can be constantly driven by such hatred, animosity and vitriol and perhaps more to the point how anyone can support such a person. Sadly, it is true that millions of our fellow citizens have endless grievance against anyone not like them. When I find myself in their presence I cringe and restrain myself from telling them how I feel for fear of a violent reaction. It is a reminder how many must have felt before our Civil War.

JB's avatar

Trump’s vile antics eat up the oxygen so you aren’t writing about the Fifth Circuit’s repeal of the 5th amendment so Trump has the judiciary’s approval to arrest anyone for any reason without due process.

Jacquelyn Wolverton's avatar

He is the Republican Party’s main distraction. All of the cameras follow him. Exactly what feeds a malignant narcissist., when exactly the OPPOSITE should be happening. He should be ignored and cast aside.

Mick's avatar

Yes, that LITTLE item was conveniently overlooked yesterday by the now-cancerous Free Press. Yet another opportunity for the nihilistic Roberts to nail down the coffin lid on a democratic republic that functions for its citizenry.

Declan's avatar

Podcast must discuss this and spread the word...

Rich McNally's avatar

That this president is what he is is no surprise...my complaint since this story broke is that front pages from the NYT to our local regional newspaper all lead with "Trump Deletes Racist Post" ...like he's sorry?!!!! ..the headline dilutes the vulgarity and immediately allows for no accountability by the author! HE GETS A PASS FOR DELETING IT??? !!! Are you f'ng kidding me?!

Mike's avatar

Out here in flyover country they didn't mention the racist post at all.

"Nothing to see here..."

Pat B's avatar

Not only is Trump a vile human, he has DEMENTIA. Many articles have been written about this. Trying to explain his actions is a futile effort. Look at all the damage he has already done? People are dying and our world standing has been destroyed because all of his demented impulses (too many to mention) are being implemented. I just heard yesterday that people with dementia actually believe the lies they expound—the election was stolen for example,

Thomas Locatell's avatar

There's a thin line between being triggered and pulling the trigger. When the shitposting stops and the shooting begins, the cost of freedom will be buried in the ground. If there's any justice left, if there any honorable people left, let it be in the record that those who died gave their last full measure of devotion to preserve the last best hope. Oh, when the saints go marching in.